What Simon Haynes is going to tell you

Hi all, and I’m really looking forward to the festival.

I’m happy to talk about the life of a famous writer (although first I’ll need to find one so I can ask them what it’s like …), how to write a bestselling book (this topic might be cut, as JK Rowling hasn’t replied to my emails, faxes, SMSs, phone calls and letters yet), and what a million dollars in cash looks like (might also be cut, as the bank hasn’t got back to me either - I only need it for a day, but they’re being really difficult).

Failing that I’ll chat about the things I DO know: writing, web pages, robots, publishing and maybe a bit about growing up in Spain. If there’s any time left, I might even read a bit of Hal Spacejock - particularly his attempts to land his ship and refund some mouldy chocolate. Oh, and remind me about the signed bookmarks…

Cheers
Simon Haynes

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