What Simon Haynes is going to tell you
April 21st, 2008 by rosaliewritersHi all, and I’m really looking forward to the festival.
I’m happy to talk about the life of a famous writer (although first I’ll need to find one so I can ask them what it’s like …), how to write a bestselling book (this topic might be cut, as JK Rowling hasn’t replied to my emails, faxes, SMSs, phone calls and letters yet), and what a million dollars in cash looks like (might also be cut, as the bank hasn’t got back to me either - I only need it for a day, but they’re being really difficult).
Failing that I’ll chat about the things I DO know: writing, web pages, robots, publishing and maybe a bit about growing up in Spain. If there’s any time left, I might even read a bit of Hal Spacejock - particularly his attempts to land his ship and refund some mouldy chocolate. Oh, and remind me about the signed bookmarks…
Cheers
Simon Haynes
Here are a 3 questions for you to research:
At boarding school I remember receiving a letter in which she described the antics of a skink who lived under the fridge. He would retrieve sultanas she threw to him and hoard them in a little pile.
If you haven’t read The Little Prince, you really must. It’s a wonderful little book - written a long time ago and now people describe it as a ‘classic’. This just means it’s one of the all time best books ever written.
There is another reason why I love coming to Rosalie Primary School.
I’m looking forward to coming to this year’s Rosalie Writers Festival to talk about my new book, Simpson and his Donkey. 

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